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the shirly temple’s will be called “Demon Blood”
The bacon cheese burger will be called the dean winchester special
the desert will be Castiel food cake (angel food cake)
Every Tuesday, we’ll serve a pig and a poke
other featured foods:
Does this taco taste funny?
deep dish death pizza
PUDDING!!
and there’ll be GIANT salt shakers at every table
(via malicegeres)
But… WHAT ABOUT THE PIE?!
If you try and order cake, you’ll get pie.
Don’t forget about pie! There must be pie.
I demand pickle chips.
OoooOOoooo and all the utensils would be made of iron and if you order pizza you get spanked and and and every meal...