Diaries of the Next Disney Princess

macpye:

dasdeutschtard:

urchinmoppet:

spastasmagoria:

shelfofawesome:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

FUCK YOU, SIR.

A HEARTY FUCK YOU.

Is this real?

I mean, I used to live in Nebraska and even in Nebraska I can see some of the ladies in the college getting up and being like FUCK YOU TOO THEN and just walking.

Or not. I hated that state, maybe I’m just HOPING some of the ladies would.

Then again when a speaker came into my highschool and told the general assembly that black people get AIDS at a higher rate than white people and that means you should never get into an interracial relationship (how about just call it a relationship and race is secondary? omg foreign concept!) because you’ll get AIDS and all of the other bad diseases.

This was literally what they said and no one said anything. I was in shock and after I chewed the nurse out for touting bullshit statistics but I’m not a NATIVE Nebraskan so maybe other people in Nebraska give no shits? I was always mocked for being too sensitive, so idk.

PLEASE tell me someone is trolling us? This aint real, right? Cos, seriously. SERIOUSLY. I mean, I know this is the subtext of everything this guy has spoken about thus far, but he didn’t really, like, COME OUT AND STATE HIS HATEFUL-ASS AGENDA, DID HE?

…Is this real? Like…I just can’t believe someone would be this STUPID. Pure, bloody stupid.

I…wh-what?

N..

but…

fuck.

We are so fucked.

It has been my experience in dealing with people who vote for Rick Santorum, you need to treat them as though they have a mental disoder…. especially those that are constantly seeking to prove they do have brains in the workplace, the military, and in the home. These voters need to know their place and need to know when it is okay for them to speak. They were put on this earth for two reasons, and two reasons alone: sitting up, and fetching…. that is all. Any of these voters who tells you otherwise has obviously had their heads screwed on the wrong way, and they need to be told the truth of their purpose. It is a disorder that can be fixed, but not until they go through several years of therapy and extreme beatings to understand that they need to shut the fuck up. 

I always wondered why I kept confusing this guy with that Dick guy in Supernatural but now I realize it’s because I want the Winchesters go after them both and kill them.